Taliban militants storm Kabul election office
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Taiwan riot police evict protesting students
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Brooklyn physics teacher to take flight on NASA’s high-flying observatory
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Iraqi journalist shot dead in Baghdad
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Britney Spears offered USD 12 million to extend residency
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Scarlett Johansson Opens Up About Her First Fully Nude Role In 'Under The Skin’
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Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe
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Flight 370: Storm of emotions over lives 'lost’ as storm at sea delays search
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Motor racing-NASCAR’s Labonte breaks ribs in bike accident
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Former Israeli PM Olmert sentenced to 6 years for corruption
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